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Your Age By Riding!

Posted by admin on August 23, 2008

Don’t tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway… but, your instructor may know!!

YOUR AGE BY RIDING MATH

DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute.

Work this out as you read.  Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out!  This is not one of those waste of time things, it’s fun.  OK, so it may be a waste of time, but what else do you do on a rainy Sat. morning?

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to ride your horse. (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758… If you haven’t, add 1757.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number.

The first digit of this was your original number.

(i.e., How many times you want to ride in a week.)

The next two numbers are… YOUR AGE ! —— (Oh YES, it is!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008.) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS!

 
Hope you get to go riding this weekend.  We will if the rain will go away.  Trying to figure out how it’s forming right now.  :)
 
Have a great weekend!
Deb and Rick Stowers
Seirra Ranch, Claremore, OK

Challenge for a Cure!

Posted by admin on August 21, 2008

OK! It’s far enough in advance folks can prepare. So I will make this challenge…
Everyone who will participate in the Hooves for a Cure rides, buy tshirts at
www.cafepress.com/hoovesforacure
and walk in the 5K Race for the Cure in your area. Below is a link to the Tulsa Race to be held on Sept. 20, 2008.
Race for the Cure
Come on! It’s a 5K! That is 3.1 miles! I know all of us horse folks can at least walk that far. We have had to walk that far to catch our freaking horse in the pastures on some days. :) So come on! let’s walk for a great cause!
Find the walk in your area and just do it!
I am going to begin to train and inlist some of my coworkers who are working to the Tulsa Run. :)
We could even set up a team and raise more money for the cure! And bring publicity to our rides!
Come on! Let’s get walking!
Deb Stowers
Webmaster for www.hoovesforacure.com

The truth about Quattro

Posted by admin on August 19, 2008

I need to alert you to a very important product being launched right now.

 

No hype. No rah-rah.

 

As you may or may not know, the boys at Nitro just released their Quattro Sales System and Automation Software.

 

Now you can go read a very long sales letter written by a copywriter with way too much time on his hands or you can just read this and get the facts.

 

Quattro is a 4-step system

(Quattro is Spanish for 4) with legendary status among the gurus in the Internet Marketing community. Yes, many BIG name gurus swear by this system.

 

What exactly does Quattro do?

 

It basically SUPERSIZES your customer value, instantly and automatically.

 

FACT:

 

Nitro took a 6 year “dead” ebook worth $27 dollars and plugged it into the Quattro system.

 

Result: The customer value soared from $27 to an astonishing $429!

 

Next, there was this guy selling really weird crap in strange little niches.  He watched a bootleg copy of the 60 min. Quattro presentation from an event in Boise.

 

Result: In two months he added $2 Million dollars to his bottom line – without any additional traffic or higher conversion rates.

Then there’s the tale of QUATROZILLA.

 

A guy running a successful online business ($550K a year) plugged into the Quattro system.. and guess what happened?

Same business, only now it’s on pace to generate $8.3 Million dollars a year.

 

THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!

 

What if you’re a beginner?

 

This is the fastest way for you to get a successful online business up and MAKING MONEY.

 

Case in point.

 

A newbie went from $0 to $1,000 online in only 30 days by using the first step of the Quattro system.  And guess what?  He’s selling magic tricks.

 

The Secret?

 

The Quattro system compresses the lifetime value of the customer and gives you a HUGE increase in both the immediate value and life-time value.

 

It basically puts the old “backend” theory of marketing (which is true, btw) on steroids and takes it from a horizontal process to a vertical process.

 

And it gets even better. Why?

 

Because the whole system comes with Automation Software that allows you to get up in running in hours – it even includes software that enables “one-click” ordering.

 

If you’re ready to quickly build a profitable online business – Quattro is for you.

 

If you already have a successful online business but you want to take it to another level, and experience TOTAL freedom – Quattro is for you.

 

Run don’t walk before all the bonuses are gone!

 

Get Quattro Here!

 

Quattro and conquer,

Deb Stowers
Sierra Ranch, Claremore, OK

Critical For ALL Equine Business Owners

Posted by admin on August 17, 2008

One of the biggest – and most fatal mistakes – a business owner can make is not having enough funding to properly produce and market their product or service.  It’s no different in the equine industry, especially if you’re a breeder or trainer.  It’s very expensive to breed, train and market horses these days, even with the internet as a resource, with the price of hay, feed and transportation rocketing ever higher, and in many, now over-saturated markets, horse values dropping drastically.

And it’s no different if you’re a competitive equestrian; managing a showing or expositional team or even running a charity such as a rescue – except it’s usually harder to figure out how to monetize it.

That’s why I downloaded a copy of this program to check it out.   Patricia Reszetylo with EquineTeleseminar.net decided to make sure you had the opportunity to download a unique, completely free gift for you to help you get the funding your business deserves:  a $47 value audio on “5 Top Ways To Get Corporate Sponsorship.”

In this audio you’ll learn:
- Exactly how to identify your potential sponsors
- Specifically how to attract these sponsors
- How to spotlight your assets (you’ve got so much more than you’re aware of)
- How to know exactly how much to ask for (Don’t sell yourself short)
- Tricks to turning a “no” into an enthusiastic “yes”
- Exactly how to double or triple your results with media
- The 3 biggest mistakes people make
- How to get your sponsors to renew again and again (the easiest sale is to your current, enthusiastic customer)

Due to anticipated demand, this offer is only good for the next few days, so go now before it’s gone, and claim YOUR free audio:

 Free Corporate Sponsorship Info!

Please forward this on to a friend or associate as appropriate.  It’s a great idea for non-profits, clubs, and associations as well as our businesses.  They will appreciate your consideration!

Happy Trails!

Only 200 Conscientious Equestrians Will Ever Be Able To Say They Are This.
Horse Health Collection 1

New Office Policy

Posted by admin on August 16, 2008

EFFECTIVE AUGUST 1, 2008
 
NEW OFFICE POLICY
 
Dress Code:
 
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
 
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
 
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
 
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
 
Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof  of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work
 
Personal Days:
 
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year.  They are called Saturdays & Sundays.
 
Bereavement Leave:
 
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
 
Bathroom Breaks: 
 
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet.  There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the ‘Chronic Offenders’ category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company’s mental health policy.
 
Lunch Break: (Love this one)
 
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
 
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. 
 
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
 
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
 
The Management
Pass this on to all who are employed!
 
Hope you enjoy and have a great weekend!