If someone in a Lowe’s store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you may live in Oklahoma.

If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Oklahoma.

If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Oklahoma.

If “Vacation” means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Oklahoma.<>

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Oklahoma.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Oklahoma.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in >Oklahoma.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Oklahoma.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph — you’re going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Oklahoma.

If you find 60 degrees “a little chilly”, you may live in Oklahoma.

If you see a tornado warning on the television but don’t get too awfully excited about it until you actually SEE it coming toward you, you may live in Oklahoma.

If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your Okie friends and others, you definitely live in Oklahoma.

We’re friendly folks!

And we are celebrating our 100th birthday! I know I resemble a few (ok, more than a few) of these remarks. Hope you enjoy and pass on to other Okies!